1) Jimmy Clausen. He's played well this season; but seriously ND Nation, the guy really needs to be slapped around a bit. You are no Joe Montana, son. Nor are you Ron Powlus.
2) Philip Rivers. No, you are not Tom Brady. This guy needs a swift punch to the face.
3) Jonathan Papelbon. No drunk half naked dancing on the infield. Here comes the fistagon.
4) George Karl. The smug coach of the Nugs could benefit from coaching a little D, players who will play some D, and a punch to the face.
5) Todd Bertuzzi. Right to his ugly mug. And some pucks.
6) Jared from Subway. A perfect example of how to parlay your fifteen minutes into a career (and free sandwiches). A wonderful accomplishment Jared. Here's a free knuckle sandwich.
7) Travis Henry. A graduate of the Shawn Kemp School of Parenting. And now we know why you started running for the white powder of the sidelines. A good honest punch to his grill could be beneficial.
8) O.J. Simpson. They got him! Really. Enjoy prison, Heisman Trophy winner. Now a fist. And return my memorabilia.
9) Nancy Grace. The CNN host could use a firm slap or two. Lady, you are a better fit for the 3:30 a.m. slot on the home shopping network. POW!
10) Child molester Jake Plummer. Mountain man Jake Plummer was awesome. But that moustache tells me you have a court order to introduce yourself to the neighbors when you move in. Just a quick jab could jar his common sense, and his sense of dignity.
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
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3 comments:
Whoa! Apparently 58 sacks last year (not all on Clausen, but most) don't count for getting slapped around a bit?
Secondly, I'm not going to say I'm a George Karl apologist, but if you look at the Nuggets defense they're not as bad as they seem. Each team has eight more possessions per game in a Nuggets game vs the league average and this is leading to the higher scores. However, perimeter defense can be a bit lacking at times.
Final point - Todd Bertuzzi, I think it's only fair if he doesn't see it coming.
#11 Bob Stoops.
I don't care if Clausen was sacked more than David Carr. He needs to be slapped around because he acts like college football's Paris Hilton.
The Nuggets also traded their best defender for a couple jars of mayonnaise. And Camby's been replaced by Juwan Howard, a man with an uglier jump shot than Shawn Marion.
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